This is one of those computer made headlines, right??
@That one lurker, previous to 2020, I would say it was, but last year kind of raised the bar on "No way this is real" shjt...
@That one lurker, it totally happened. They had an elaborate "Haunted House" setup in their yard. Marked the area where the animals stayed, told people to stay away, had it clearly marked, and some dumb kid went into the enclosed for her animal. She also performs with it... apparently.
@Suicide Squad Sucks, Raised the bar, or lowered it?
Sir, that stolen lemur has bitten one of the prostitutes right in the face and she says she can't go to hospital because she's quote, "tripping balls"
@jkos171, I would pay to here the rest of this story
@DikDastardly, well you can! Because it's from archer on fx.
that sentence has all the points in a recipe for a good story
Well that's a sentence
Whoa whoa whoa, back up, that's a lot, what the fvck are sports?
Guess he really is into special teams.
I had to reread that several times
@megamanx181x, this is proof that there is a God and that he doesn’t hate me. This story is surely a gift from above