Dude, that's nuts.
@Donald Trump, deez nuts
@Donald Trump, i laughed so hard, i didnt make a sound...as a sexy baritone...this is hard..because the dog looked at me weird too..from three apartments down.
@Donald Trump, Siri, how many types of nuts are there?
Time to wash phone with bleach and then buy a new one
@MrWonka, *drown phone in bleach
@MrWonka, Time to sell it to my ex
@MrWonka, eh. It's just dog balls. Worse yet could happen.
@MrWonka, just balls...not yours but just balls...i mean..scrotum...sorry
"Hello, who is this?"
"Deez nuts, haaaa got him"
That's the third time he's ball-dialed someone this week
Well that was a ballsy move.
Thats what we call a cell phone down under mate!
*unzips pants* I thought this thing was good for masturbation before...
Well somebody's getting neutered tonight
I really hope they didn't do this on purpose.
Owner is like, "Selling new Phone. It's always been wrapped and protected by a couple of sacks. Fresh, clean, and soft. "