If she was really French, she would have surrendered the seat
@TheDayOfNoPictures, have you ever met a french woman, if they were the entire military France would rule the world. Not joking I've been there and been thrown off off the metro by a woman who claimed it was too crowded so she just pushed me off, then a frenchman helped me find the right way to the metro again.
@TheDayOfNoPictures, you actually made me laugh out loud, good job!
@About4001llamas, I try my best :)
@TheDayOfNoPictures, ready, AIM, SHOTS FIRED
@the plot twister, and what's this? It seems the French side has already surrendered!
@TheDayOfNoPictures, It's funny because France actually has a really good military history
@Dexters Left Hand, *rainbow* the more you know
@Dexters Left Hand, I must be missing this history then. Outside of the few Hundred Years War battles, American Revolution, and some stuff during the Middle Ages (if that counts), I can't think of much.
@TheDayOfNoPictures, you've won comment of the century our jobs are done!
@funny pic veteran, where's that Medal Delivery Boy when you need him?
@TheDayOfNoPictures, delivering the rest of the dickbutt pizzas I think
@TheDayOfNoPictures, you are my hero
@Pred, AND I LOVE YOU RANDOM CITIZEN
Wait. There's a wrong way to hold a fork?
@Socially Bipolar, the "European" style of eating is knife in the dominant hand, and fork in the other. The "American" style is using the knife, putting it down, and then using the fork, all in the dominant hand. *the more you know*
@Commander Peanuts, apparently I eat the "European" way and I've lived in America my whole life.
@David Tennants hair, same here.
@David Tennants hair, I do too. I think the rules are a bit old fashioned.
@TheSequimKid, same here.
@David Tennants hair, I was thinking, there's no way the Americans would actually do it, or anybody for that matter, since it takes too much effort.
@Commander Peanuts, after finding out about that. I started eating in the European style.
@Commander Peanuts, I hold my knife in my non dominant hand and put it down when I'm not using it.
@Theguydownunder, DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER?
@Socially Bipolar, ya pointy end up
@Commander Peanuts, but I use my knife in my left hand....
@Commander Peanuts, Apparently I eat with the Reverse European
@Commander Peanuts, I cut with my right hand and eat with my left, and I'm a lefty....then again I'm European....but lived in america most of my life....paradox?
@RimmyJustler, WHERE BEER DOES FLOW AND MEN CHUNDER
@Socially Bipolar, my whole life is a lie
@Commander Peanuts, Bit how do you hold what your cutting down if you put down the fork?
@Socially Bipolar, I hold my fork in my right hand and my knife in my left. I never swap and I don't put either down, wether I'm cutting or eating. I'm right-handed and live in Europe but I have pretty much never seen anyone eat with this technique :/
@David Tennants hair, and apparently I do the opposite...
@Socially Bipolar, lots of people hold the fork with the wrong hand... Lots of cvnts..
@Socially Bipolar, it doesn't really matter, it used to indicate your social standing, but those times have passed. The real struggle is Crisps or Potato Chips.
@Socially Bipolar, your suppose to hold it in your left hand.
@Commander Peanuts, I'm left handed but I hold the knife in my right hand
@Commander Peanuts, i use my for in my dominant hand and my knife in my non dominant hand
@David Tennants hair, same
as a British guy this makes me awesome go England and America woooo !!
@The cold hearted man, as a Marine, I can confirm this.
What kind of person politely asks for a seat, then casually throws a dog out of a train?
@microwaviator, the kind that has taken way too much shjt.
@microwaviator, A Marine
@microwaviator, probably an unhinged one who has seen terrible things in Iraq
England and America each share the same role depending where you live. England/America is like that one kid that was mean to you in school but one day had your back against another kid, and then they became your friend.
Why does it have to be a Marine? Was this story THAT desperate to display patriotism?
Why not both? *taco music*
The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur
I agree she should of let open the seat but what sicko throws a dog out of a moving train
Too many words for reading here. Next!
Wait, do Europeans use forks in their left hand?
@Lonnie the mower, Pretty much the whole world does. It makes more sense to keep it in your left rather than switch hands when you want to cut something. I do it too, it just seems logical
@Lonnie the mower, The only time i ever use a fork in my right hand is when eating something that doesn't require a knife.
It's easy to be jealous of a winner
Remember, if someone doesn't give up their seat on the bus, throw their dog out the window, because a seat is really worth ending a living creatures life.
I feel like France just got rekt.
B!tch please Americans invented cars
Most of the world drives on the right side of the road actually
English people all the way.
no! My time zone is off on my phone and I've been posting the wrong date! 2 July 2014 #2July2014
3 July 2014 #3July2014
Yes, a Marine who just came back from war threw a dog named Fifi which defiantly ISNT the cliche poodle name and than an English man called the woman a bitch.
@i am big dummy, This totally happened.
@i am big dummy, this is totally going on YGS
I read the first sentence and immediately knew what the joke was from a repost many years ago. Maybe I've been on this app for too long...