Ladies, these are the genetic abnormalities we need to know about before we propose.
Also, she is definitely related to the thumb guys from Spy Kids.
He fell in love with her after she gave him a prostate exam.
@ThePandaPool , #holesome
@ThePandaPool , I thought it was the thumbjob
*joke about masturbation*
@Unclean Meme, *laughs*
have you learned NOTHING from mickeys fingers?
This is why you ask for handjobs on the first date.
So he’s barely learning this now??