"Hey! Only the catholic church can do that!"
@BexarMinimum, this makes me want to nail 95 complaints on the church's door
@Sexy Homunculus, you sound like a Lutheran
They've got... TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE!
@Commander Peanuts, beat me to it
I mean.. anything that ends with a baby alligator can’t be THAT bad
@Murphlins, *Florida intensifies*
Roller coaster from start to finish
That man is willing to wear a wire in order to set up Jesus. Although he didn’t say which Jesus, the Puerto Rican or the Dominican Jesus.
Where's the crime?
Whatever they're on is probably better than any of the space drugs they were trying to get
What a fukin wild story
As european this sounds strangely familiar from history books. Looks like america is about to receive its reformation like we did in 15th/16th century
*Angry Saxon noises*
...and a baby alligator
This article is animated on yt on the Cox and crendor channel if anyone is interested
At least the ticket didn't send people to Hell, Michigan
Why is the paper comparing it in Somali or Kenyan Shillings?(commonly noted as Sh)
@Hagrids Hairy Beard, not to mention the conversion rate of about 3900 to 1...