Come and take them. I dare you
@TKyrozan, Tennessee will stand and fight. Ain't nobody taking the sugar outa my sweet tea!
@TKyrozan, Let's play 'Can You Spot the Patriot'.
@TKyrozan, *Leonidas voice* COME AND GET THEM
@TKyrozan, just try to take NC, we got more guns than people.
@C BOT, but the real question is, can you spot the parrot?
@TKyrozan, Iowans: "You have our bow!"
@C BOT, overly patriotic individual*
@C BOT, I dunno... *Tears open shirt revealing tattoo of USA flag* CAN YOU???
@C BOT, RIGHT HERE
@TKyrozan, let them invade, I wouldn't mind another state...
@TKyrozan, *Americans wake up the next morning* "what happened?" "We're back traitors."
@C BOT, who could it possibly be?
@TKyrozan, You may take our lands... but YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUR TEXAAAAASSSSSS!
@TKyrozan, i wouldnt mind another state
And on the 5 day God created the Remington bolt action rifle and I'll be damned if those English try and take mine
@grunts do it best, oh shut up
@MasterEmerald, how about you shut your commie mouth son
@grunts do it best, how about you learn to take a joke instead of letting it smack you in the face
@MasterEmerald, how about you learn to respect my rights and let my joke be
@grunts do it best, as soon as you start joking without the expense of other people i will
I thought this picture was funny, but I couldn't think of a funny comment to go along with it, so I made this useless comment instead... Please enjoy it as you would a Cadbury Egg...
@Victor Presper, try to eat it and choke on the toy inside?
@origamiguyljb, no my dear fellow, you are confusing the Cadbury's creme egg with the kinder surprise. Both venerable sweets, however you cannot wantonly tongue the sweet goo from a kinder surprise as you can from the orgasmic gungey loveliness that is the creme egg.
@LowGravitasWarning, ah shjt, my bad. There has been talk of the kinder eggs and I got them switched
@Victor Presper, oh god don't, I want one now but it isn't Easter 😫
Well according to this website where you can see your future self in 20 years, everyone is British so I guess she succeeded
I wouldn't mind a new state.
I don't think you want them back..
Theres too much patriotism to see the funny
The thrill of battle always turns me on
For those who don't know, England refers to America as "the colonies."
@Che Guevara, since when?
I want to see her fire that and watch the butt of the gun hit her in the face cause she's holding it wrong.
@Spellman, first no one wishes that on the queen. Second it's on a fixed stand so there would be no recoil effecting her.
Darude - Sandstorm
@Sim0nSays, Seriously dude, wtf.
@Sim0nSays, I will eat you
America wouldn't mind having another state...
Molon labe! Grab your guns my friends we will hold strong against the socialist brits
Please come and liberate us. America sucks anyway.