You have to man... is finger licking good! 😏
@seeUpee, imagine giving 12th century ni🅱️🅱️as some of our food from today? Makes me wonder if our food pales in comparison to what people will be eating 1,000 years from now
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, is all going to be in pill form. Everyone will look marvelous and be fit. The aliens will enslave us
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, if you could go back 1000 years and take one type of food to blow their minds, what would you bring?
@seeUpee, if they’re lucky, it will all be suppositories
@Natural Sarcasm , hmm good question. In Europe, maybe fajita tacos with all the fixings? King Henry would be all over that shít. Europe hadn’t found America yet.
Or take pizzas to Italy and rewrite history.
Dang that’s a hard question. What are your thoughts?
@Natural Sarcasm , good ass question... I’ll take a bucket of the Colonel’s fried chicken. You?
@seeUpee, I was actually thinking about those 32 herbs and spices and almost wrote that!
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, great minds think alike bro!
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, a big mac would probably kill a person
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I’m thinking anything slow cooked bbq like fall off the bone ribs or pulled pork
@Natural Sarcasm , really? But they have some of that good shjt back then that is probably even better bc the pigs ran free and ate good shjt unlike now that are caged in, stand on their own feces all day and eat garbage to fatten them up.
@seeUpee, slow cooking or smoking methods weren’t invented til the 1900s. Most likely they’d spit roast a whole pig and the char the crap out it over an open flame. They never thought to use different types of wood and indirect heat to cook something for most of a day
@Natural Sarcasm , you have a good point there. Pork is my lease favorite meat but I do love some fall off the bone ribs.
@seeUpee, how about some fork tender brisket? cut through it like butter
@Natural Sarcasm , now we fvcking talking! Get ready, cuz they might want to wife you up
@seeUpee, man, as the new personal chef for the king all the bitches are lined up to taste my meat
They’re also curious how my cooking is
@Natural Sarcasm ,
*King learns your recipe*
*catches you licking your lips at the queen*
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!
@seeUpee, wait what?!?! OH oh the one over my shoulders *sigh of relief* okay yeah no that’s fair
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, nutrient paste/cake that the implant in our brain will tell us has the flavor and texture of chicken even though it's actually bland and chickens died out centuries ago.
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I've always wanted to do this to someone back then and give them a redbull just to watch them lose all reality.
@seeUpee, if we think alike, then you must also have the FBI watching your every move
Then he goes and eats you out for using dark magic and you’re burned alive
This is why girls can’t have the time machine. They’d waste it