So apparently there is someone online that if you send them your semen, they will make dice with a little bubble of it inside. There. That's a thing you know now.
@ThePandaPool , link or I don’t believe you!
Okay I believe you just give me the link
@Child Slapper, oh idr. I think you can find them on Etsy.
@ThePandaPool , yea like their isn’t a crazy woman impregnating herself with it
@ThePandaPool , ThePandaPool will return next week with more disturbing facts.
@ThePandaPool , “babe! Lets use the jizz dice tonight!”
@ThePandaPool , will they use someone else's goo? Or does it have to be mine?
@ThePandaPool , thank you. Thank you for ruining about 5 minutes of my life while I briefly think about how disturbing that is and promptly go back to living my semen dice free life.
@Blandrice, sounds like something you should contact them and ask about.
I see Mummy memes and I upvote
I hope this meme becomes a thing perfect faces!
“But ‘water cremation’ allows you to be put in the sewer so you can be part of everyone’s game night.”
Yeah, well, same if you get made into a dildo
I mean, that’s kind of depressingly wholesome