Wow that’s fvcked up... but now that’s it’s out there I also choose this guys dead wife
@Natural Sarcasm , I mean...... I might be able to help you
@DrSin, *pulls up in a pick up with shovels in the back* lets makes this mans dream a reality!
@Natural Sarcasm , with your luck you can only have her in the dead state
@megamanx181x, that’s the dream
@Natural Sarcasm , dead chicks cant say no
@DrSin, but they lack the struggle that I love
@Natural Sarcasm , ugh!
@ TouchMyCatEars, ugh stop it
@DrSin, NEVER GONNA STOP ME, NEVER GONNA STOP!
@ TouchMyCatEars, BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES BURN THROUGH THE DITCHES
@DrSin, SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAA!!!!
I love dark humor but holy shít. I think I'd choose Cleopatra
@FaceGhost, Which one? Plus they were all weird inbred people so they probably looked...not the best
@FaceGhost, the only reason people think of her as beautiful is because she forced her scribes to write that down. She was known to be a difficult person and pretty much singlehandedly brought down what was left of the Egyptian empire. I choose Alan Turing.
@FaceGhost, have you seen the reconstructions of her? She'd be a 5/10 tops today.
@idownvote, shít I forgot about that. I kept thinking about her Assassin's Creed origins look
Helen of Troy to see what all the hype was about
I’m gonna go back in time and smash Hitler. I don’t know if it would stop him or not, but I’m just curious to see how getting his bussy reamed affects the trajectory of his life.
Joan of Arc. The crazy ones are always the best lay.
@ThePandaPool , a fellow man of culture I see
And that guy got more upvotes for it
Can i have a turn?
As a widow, this one just hits different
Classic, Marilyn Monroe.
I chose Alison Brie.
Hilary Duff. She's my top crush.