When r/niceguys get rejected one too many times this is the result
@open name, I'm pretty sure r/invoulentarilycellibate was radicalized by men like this.
@open name, imagine being a birdo or mammal trying to impress a female with a dance or song, but another guy does it better, so instead of improving yourself, you bitch that the females are picky whores
@RomeoStealYoGurl, in the animal kingdom, the nice guy would offer it's anus to the manlier man.
@open name, even if that's true he still has a valid point
@RomeoStealYoGurl, or just moving on to another female and getting over it
I would LOVE to experience a smorgasbord of cock.
@DandyZombie35, 😉 I can help out with one.
Looks like I won’t need these anymore
*takes off soaked panties*
@Thane of Deez, just wring em out, you're good.
I can’t tell if OP posted this ironically or not....
Why aren’t there any mini golf sushi places?
What a catch
Spongebob would be disappointed if he saw this.
@The Flame War, I know right? I too would be devastated if my pet liked to eat pieces of my friends rolled up in rice and seaweed...
@A pet named Steve, what if it were pieces of your enemies?
@The Flame War, they don't deserve to be made into sushi. They belong in the chum bucket.
Just kidding, I don't actually have any enemies.
At least not anymore.
@A pet named Steve, Dark... I like it.
@A pet named Steve, Warning: you have just crossed into the best side of comedy. Please ignore the whiny people and enjoy your stay.
@Jakobian, welcome, we have cookies
Well he isn't wrong. Based on past experiences, half the time you try to talk with someone on these apps they ignore you.
That’ll show those thots
He's going to torch his hand.
Just like impossible violence, brutal truth is funny.