Like an arm pit fart but for boobs? Is he trying to be different? Is he trying to be mysterious? Better yet, is he still trying to find tit farts today? I pray for this person’s unlikely success for if a man only asks for farting breasts, then you know he’s lost a lot in life.
douchebags always get the girls😔
@The Soviet Bear, So many douchebags in the world, so many douchebags get the girls...
-Severus Snape, AVPSY.
@The Soviet Bear, Douche bags only get the girls that are attracted to douche bags. You don't want that kind of girl. Sure they are pretty hot and all that jazz, but their personalities are just shït. They are doing you a favor by nit talking to you.
What you want, are big titted goth girls. That's the way to go.
@AlwaysDownvotesAnime, km reffering to the fact he called her fart. thank you have a good day
@The Soviet Bear, I think you mean handsome guys who know how to act like men and get women, while jealous ugly guys who don’t hit the gym or have a personality and instead just talk crap online can’t bag any women 😁😁
@iKnowWhatYouThinkin, Guys, I think I found the douchebag.
@iKnowWhatYouThinkin, im married thank you
@iKnowWhatYouThinkin, oh and also if you refer to getting a gal as “bagging a woman” im pretty sure youre a dick
@AlwaysDownvotesAnime, No. Big tiddy anime goth preteens are the real male fantasy.
@Awesome Naked Taco, No. You and your kind belong on a list.
@Awesome Naked Taco, Pedophile.
@AlwaysDownvotesAnime, Do you not see the art within kiddie porn? Ignorant
@mas2de, I think I found the virgin. Enjoy not being picked lol
@iKnowWhatYouThinkin, too late. Sorry bro. Sucks for you.
And I definitely spotted the douchebag. Maybe some decade you'll grow up, and maybe a woman will actually want you for more than 3 minutes. Good luck with that though.
Probably because it's the only message you ever got on tinder
Its when you are fvcking a chick so hard in certain positions that her boobs bounce so violently that they make a fart sound
“I can show you the world”
It's when you slam a pair of tits together and it make that slapping sounds.
“New phone who dis?”
It's obvious ain't it? The friction sound the ding-a-ling makes rubbing between her bong-a-longs.