Man, babies are adorable when you're not the one who has to take care of them
@Beggar Mugger, I used to think the same thing but I would die for my son if I had to
@Xelric, they can be little a-holes and wear you down until you need psychiatric help. But God help anyone who intends my children harm. *insert Taken meme here*
@XiozTaschez, definitely man
@Xelric, or kill for my daughter.
@Basic White Dad, I may or may not have threatened a child fvcking with my kid
@Beggar Mugger, raising a baby is tough and thankfully they grow up. I love babies but I'm more happy that my kid is 5.
@Megahut, took the words right out of my mouth.
I guess he had his thimble of beer today.
I am torn between two jokes, so I will do them both.
Autobots, roll out!
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
This could have been a perfect loop