But like. Could you fvcking not.
@Smash Like Gaston, Evidently he did.
Man couldn’t get laid so he kept his mothers corpse for himself.... UGH!!!
Florida man, you have your work cut out for yourself.
@chickee fella, this actually crosses the Florida Georgia Line
But did he like let the body get to room temperature or did he do it with an almost frozen corpse?
@The Flame War, do you really want to know? Is this really something you want a clearer image of floating around in your head?
@Marida Cruz, It's either that or I have to use my imagination. And I have a strong imagination
When do we get the Netflix adaptation?
Florida man would like to know your location
This is all I could imagine was happening in Bates Motel
Always the white folks
Cracking open a cold one
Seriously... this makes most other things look fine.
Florida man says hold my beer
Looked it up. This is fake. He only froze the body to collect her checks.
I feel like a court should decide his fate, and he shouldn't have to face the added bonus of the public knowing his face
I’m almost ashamed that I laughed so hard at that...almost.