I like wasps. Wasps like me. They let me pet them. As long as you're not hysterical or trying to harm them, chances of them stinging you are kinda low. If they approach you and fly in your face, they probably want to check out what's going on and will leave you after some seconds. Gently blow them away or slowly "push" them while they're in flight with your hand if you want them to leave.
@A pet named Steve, sounds like something a wasp would say to try to lower my defenses 🤔
@A pet named Steve, Steve, I respect you, but no
@A pet named Steve, thanks but I refuse to believe any wasp is friendly
@The nOly One, *nervous buzzing* I don't know what you mean
@A pet named Steve, wasps like to invade the area around my pool. Haven't been stung yet, but I sure don't know how
@A pet named Steve, I like to lure them into a false sense of security. Then execute the evil plan in my head before it fails and I flail around frantically, swinging irrationally til we both retreat. Now calculating on both ends as to how to bring down the other. We’re both playing the long game now, sizing each other up at every pass. This battle goes on to this day.... I shall reclaim my sun room....
@A pet named Steve, wasps? White Anglo-Saxon Protestants?
@mas2de, why yes of course
I am prepared. *Grabs ball cap and Weasle Stomping Day shoes*
My dog is a big, kind-hearted malamute who transforms into the wasp terminator whenever he sees one so yes I am challenging you