I want a whole erotic novel written in this fashion, NOW!
@ TouchMyCatEars, ever get tongue punched in your fart box?
@ImNotRacistBut, many many times. You?
@ TouchMyCatEars, I second this
@ TouchMyCatEars, absolutely not. I’d never subject anyone to that form of torture.
@ TouchMyCatEars, well you know, a man who goes only by the name Danny Sexbang has been quietly working on the sexiest romance novel for the past 17 years. I hear it’s finally ready!
@ TouchMyCatEars, You want it now? No... no, you'll wait for it... just like you would for the climax to a good erotic novel.
That’s a sentence......
Queef chapel made me laugh way harder than I'd like to admit
Time to make a hefty deposit of salty-baby batter into her sausage wallet.
Her squish mitten didn't see that coming
Me to this girl I’m trying to hit on, currently texting her a lot, wish me luck
@DrSin, introduce her to the Cudgel of Sin™️
@DrSin, poke her tonsils from the bottom. That usually works for me
@DrSin, tell her you're known in a meme sharing community
@DrSin, since no one else actually said it, good luck man
@Prince super Vegeta , taking her to a hockey game this might be the one guys she likes hockey, FYI I love hockey a lot
@DrSin, make her a sinner buddy
@Prince super Vegeta , umm already have .... just not sure if we are together ha ha ha
@DrSin, you got this, just make her your sinner
Where do I go to get a certified girth certificate?
This gave me cancer.. thanks for that.
Well then, that was a lot to take in....
@Cbayer8, I know she is gonna take it again
I listen-holes just got cancer of the dumb-sounds