I feel ya! Sometimes the guy next to you just wants to:
@seeUpee, could you help a fella with a shy bladder? If not I’ll call some one else
@DrSin, bro, what the fvck is a badder??????
THIS GUY’S JUST HOLDING HIS WEENER!!!!!!
@seeUpee, idk but sometimes i badder my weener when i’m alone
@seeUpee, I didn’t even notice it auto corrected ha ha
@Tyler643, don’t we all? Is the great thing of having a weener!
@Tyler643, is that what that thing is for? I've got a lot of catching up to do...
@seeUpee, I have been reading this as seeUpsee for actual years. Help.
@Happybear, ahahaha seeUpsee? Oh man!
But this is the place where the dicks hangout!
@megamanx181x, I must visit this magical place!
@ TouchMyCatEars, you might need a disguise to enter
@megamanx181x, she already wearing one 😋
No one would suspect a thing!
........ okay... clearly not on the same wavelength .
@seeUpee, her cat ears?
When we did urinalysis in the navy someone had to watch you pee in the cup. One guy was always weird about trying to make people to nervous to pee. My favorite move of his was when he’d get eye level with the dick and start yelling at it to pee faster.
@BigJohnson86, it sounds like that guy was on drugs...
@BigJohnson86, “It helps if you massage the tip, sir!”
@Jolee Bindo, yeah that could turn out badly to easily
I usually just sing "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips real loud while urinating in public
Y’all ever have an easy piss and the other guy is taking a long time and you feel like a fvcking legend?