The batter’s gf is now pregnant and the pitcher is the father
@TriangleTesticles, that umpire must be new because he's not pregnant yet
My panties just dropped
He must have spiked it 'cause it hurt like a bitch.
@Emp4th, “aaaaand my hand is broke”
I told you not to make to easy for me!
The umpire is wandering away from the plate like he realized his entire life is a lie.
The fans are motionless in the stands like they were forced to attend a university Intro to World History lecture at 8am.
Had to watch it 4 times to see what happened.