Is that duke silver?
I was already wet from the start
@DiSoNeGuY, Sahara to Niagara in seconds
You wanna see my Holographic Charizard card?
@Bow To Your Senpai, too bad my sibling tore in in half and I've been holding it against her ever since.
Ron Burgundy: I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.
True story: a guy I was dating did this line on me. We are now married.
I know people say that they are going to try stuff on the internet, but I'm legit going to try this. I don't have a plan in case it works, but it's a funny ice breaker.
@Huffman880, warning domt think a girl will like sloberimg on her clothes despite jow clever
@Dr TalleyWacker, Maybe i'll just carry a water bottle or something.
Plot twist:he was getting tape from his mouth to fix the girls torn dress.
*get potential lover to touch item of clothing*
Does that feel like boyfriend material?
I like what that tongue did!