Can I have both?
@Exotic Butters, An endless loop of orgasms and Smash Mouth, dear god.
@NotJesus, that is my Nirvana
@Exotic Butters, I already do both.
@NotJesus, and you don't stop cumming and you don't stop cumming and you don't stop cumming and you don't stop cumming and you don't stop cumming and you don't stop cumming
@NotJesus, Would the song start over each time? Or would another one start while the others keep playing? I can't decide if "someBODY someBODY someBODY" or a horrific reverberation effect would be better.
@Pangbot, if tbey just keep playing over each other eventually youd reach a state of prepetual orgasm, Ill call it smash's law
@Smo Queed, #bestcomment
I would probably go with the first one just cause I'm pretty sure that I haven't even heard it this year.
@OnlyUtahKidOnFp, That would be my choice as well assuming hearing that song isn't the only way I can have an orgasm.
@Azyoulikeit, I mean if it was you could get a Bluetooth headphone and put it in your ear and have a playlist that after 1 hour (or more) all star plays. You could become a legend. Set it for 4 hours or longer. But beware the chafing.
Either way, I would never masturbate again
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
I wear a rubber all the time, it's a necessity
@SimonPetrikov, I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to. Me
The real dilemma is if you pick one and your wife picks the other.
@Sr5turbo, not really. You orgasm and all star plays, she hears all star and orgasms. You would both orgasm every time .
I already orgasm to smash mouth 😏
why not both?
All star!!! All star!!! All star !!!
I'd go with the latter because at least I'd be in control, you know? What if all star plays in public?