Is it just me or does he look like Bradley Coopers brother or something here
@downunderdoctor, I was gonna say Bradley Cooper's worst day, but yeah, I see it.
@downunderdoctor, You beat me to it
And my erection has notified me that I might be gay... so... free blowjobs anybody?
Disclaimer (this statement is not true and no blowjobs are going to be given by this straight although strangely aroused man at any point in the future)
@kdogzzs, how about being given a blow job by yours truly?
@Baby Cthulhu, Dude, take the offer. Those tentacles have gotta be worth something.
@kdogzzs, such a tease
@kdogzzs, what about at your funeral?
I'd do him
@celtics313131, he doesn't want that, just get him a damn pizza already
@Tuckerdidit, my bad. But pizza would make him unhealthy again
I feel like Jonah Hill has a little spot on his back that he can use to deflate and inflate himself whenever he feels like it.