Number seven cannot be stressed enough
@ptitty1231, is this to be said daily or like once in a while
@DrSin, that depends, do you want a healthy relationship? If so, daily
@ptitty1231, but what was 3?
Yes, I do reciprocate your feelings of love and I would never block you and cut you out of my life entirely without warning one day when I realize there is more to life than just loving you alone.
@Tyler643, Tyler you can’t fvck with us like this. Just tell us who hurt you so we can form a mob and lynch them and be done with it.
@Tyler643, oof. Man that just hit very close to home.
@BigJohnson86, that’s it. that’s what happened. matter of fact, she unblocked me this morning just to tell me that I was irritating, too. what a text to wake up to.
@Tyler643, I feel you, Tyler. It's the worst feeling, especially when you think back on all the great times you had, and the wonderful things she said before. Let me know, we'll go to the bar, and I'll buy you a beer 🍺
@Tyler643, just put her address here and you won’t get those anymore. *starts sharpening pitchforks and lighting torches*
@Jaykub, she also said that the whole time, I was just side entertainment when things weren’t working out with her boyfriend. They were together the whole time. It’s crazy how she just said that like it was nothing. Damn.. I don’t drink cuz alcoholism runs in my family but at this point I may try something new
@Tyler643, you're a wiser man than I. Lol that seriously sucks. Not that it means much now, I know, but it seems you're gonna be so much better without her in the long run. Women like that don't know how self destructive they are until it's too late. I still see my ex on social media, and I wish I had the balls to block her, it only brings back memories I should want to forget
@Tyler643, At least you weren’t ghosted buddy. Here here
@Tyler643, you ok buddy?
Don't worry about the toilet seat
@Sexy Homunculus, I’ll clean the hair from the drain
@Sexy Homunculus, im not angry but i do need some alone time, not because you make me mad but I have to solve this problem and don’t want to lash out at you
I’m truly not angry
Nice try, Jameson.
8. I know exactly what restaurant I’m in the mood for
@Natural Sarcasm , i feel my number 8 was way better than yours
@I have a small pen15, too much, too specific and sounds too close to robot territory. I think what you're looking for is a slave, not a wife. A good wife makes you a better person and helps you pull your head out of your ass and you do the same for her.
Gosh darn it now I can only picture me ramming Jameson while he keeps repeating the work canoli and looking at the spider man pics on the roof of my crappy studio apartment
Listen, I'm a simple woman. If you have carne asada, I'm game to eat.
“Ravioli, ravioli, blow a load deep below me.”
8. I’ll do all the things, accomplish all the tasks and do everything imaginable and never question your logic or reasoning and will report back for additional duties if instructed.
@I have a small pen15, I do believe you're talking about those sex robots.
Anytime my girlfriend and I joke about nudes, she sends me pictures of spiderman ... every girl should learn number 7