@Tis but a scratch, any things a dildo if your brave enuf
@CYNBEL, well i suppose it is technically ribbed
@Tis but a scratch, nipped for your pleasure
Damn it's so cold in there those bad boys could cut glass!
@orion55, did u just assume their gender?
@troubled panda, tits can have whatever gender you'd like, they're that majestic.
Is... is this allowed?
@disappointment , 17+
@TriangleTesticles, if that's true den where all the porn at?
@disappointment , who says their female breasts
@Olgreg, they're. There. Nobody can call the grammar police now.
@Olgreg, too late, already called
It's also a dildo
Duke Nukem Infinity is looking good.
The real tower of pimps.
Damn, I wish I were a lesbian so owning this would be socially acceptable
@ZweihanderNLeaveHer, it's still acceptable. Just keep it in the garage, and not in your Wife's family room. (It's your wife's because you are obviously a terrible decorator.)
Is that in the Breastiary of Nippopolis?
Breast of luck getting that out if you try.
It's by Johnathan Adler
What do I search for in order to purchase this fine item?
Madrinall the teeted tree of drinking
But did you see the ugly sandals lesbians wear?