But .... we clean sex dolls
@DrSin, Now you get to fúck said dolls.
@The Flame War,
Awesome! Now I get to bitch at you everyday for not doin your job right. The difference is the customer is always right now motherfvcker.
@ TouchMyCatEars, Only you now pay instead of beeing paid.
@The Flame War, nope, I'm gonna go in and complain about something different every single day and make him fvcking miserable. I'm a woman and I know how to do that well.
@ TouchMyCatEars, god you are evil, why do I have an erection
@DrSin, Because she is evil?
@ TouchMyCatEars, God's speed then.
@The Flame War, I guess I’ll never learn my lesson about loving things that could kill you ha ha
@DrSin, Well, technically everithing can kill you so everithing you love can kill you.
@DrSin, Because you've met your match??
@The Flame War, Thanks bro!
@ TouchMyCatEars, met? Not yet, found indeed
@ TouchMyCatEars, “... and now you’ve been banned from the store. Leave or we will call security.”
A win in my book
My work actually does this. They always refer to firing someone as "promoting them to guest"