One day, I met God. As I stared into his shining edifice, I asked him why he made us. With a voice like a thousand booming thunderclaps, he said:
Get paid, get laid, gatorade!
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@Stacys daughter , what, you think this is a game, BILLY? My wife is a literal pig. You ever wonder how sex works with a frog and a pig, BILLY? Its not fun, nobody wins in that scenario, BILLY!
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Obligatory ravioli comment
@Spudbee, But that's not the dragon loli
@SimonPetrikov, so its ok to fvck her?
@daily joke, Sure, why not.
You can lewd that dragon maid.
@SimonPetrikov, woops wrong hole got the dragon loli instead. Oh well. Lets see if i can knock her up.
@daily joke, RAVIOLI RAVIOLI, DAMMIT
@SimonPetrikov, too late. On the plus side we're having banana "cream pie" for dessert
@daily joke, That's my boy
Instead of dragon maid it should be lusty argonian maid
Freakin' Waifu ASMR videos.
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Shouldn't the last one be pizza?
Are we not talking about that description?
Too late the deed is done. On the plus side were having "creampie" for dessert