Suddenly anything becomes fascinating reading material
I feel the fabric of the toilet paper pretending it's Brail and start reading it... Is that weird?
Why is there an exclamation mark when there's nothing to exclaim about?
@Perspicacity, you sir, have never forgotten your phone!
@The Silly Band, I have quite a few times. ADD makes me do that. But it's still not something that I would read in an exclaimed voice.
@The Silly Band, I have never taken my phone to the toilet that place is for getting sh¡t done
I'm gonna be honest I was literally doing that this morning
Lather rinse aaannnd repeat?
So true I thought I was the only one who did that
When you put unnecessary exclamation points!
This is where FunnyPics can be a lifesaver!
@Maiq, But how do you check Funny Pics without your phone?
@NarwhalAssassin, the new itoilet of course.
@The Silly Band, Complete with extendable arm, so it can take all your money without the hassle of leaving the house!
@NarwhalAssassin, the new smart toilet. For $100 more, you can add bluetooth.