I stand when I shít
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, Who are you, to be so wise in ways of the bowels?
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I can't fully stand. I'm still in the squat phase
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, clenched cheeks and everything?
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I run with the runs
Who in the fůck stands and pees I hear men all time call people girls when they sit and let me tell you a secret the standers always got piss on their pants no matter how good they say their aim is. I don't sit because I'm a girl I sit because im gentlemen enough to not turn up at places smelling like piss. The peni is a unpredictable tool and so should be wielded with caution anyone who says otherwise probably has to clean their pants regularly
Is. It. Really. Because. I. Don’t. Know. Who. That. Is. I. Don’t. Watch. Base. Ball.
Why stand if I can sit?