Don’t forget “Why they shouldn’t have shot the gorilla.”
@Sexy Homunculus, we needed to know what he knew about the Clintons bro. They always couldve made another kid, but not another Harambe
@Sexy Homunculus, I guess the zookeeper that did it downvoted this lol
6th graders homework: Explain your sis white heteronormative privledge and why you are evil because of what your white ancestors did in a 500 word essay.
@CocoasBro, "be the opposite gender for the rest of the night and tell us all about it tomorrow, ok class?"
Teacher:"Ok, Sammy tell us what happened."
Sammy:"Well, during the nightly family deconstructive activities. My penis having sperm making parental unit didn't respect my homework project how I would have liked him too."
Teacher:"That is very insightful. You may go and set down."
Sammy:"I'd prefer not too..."
(Ah, millennials and bad humor. The only way to a joke about state mandated anal incest some how dryer then the Queen of England quoting Monty python in Shakespearean notation.)
What conservatives read; explain why the white race is evil!!!!
What’s actually written; “why did the south and the north fight ?” & provide examples on what laws passed in the south after the civil war preventing people of color from voting “
@Monter408, ummm... That's not how it's taught or how it's even described.
@CocoasBro, out of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the didn't'est.
@LyricTerror, I don't care what you were fighting for, your last word gets an upvote.
@Guy Fawkes, actually why wouldn't it be a good assignment for kids to learn the different privileges and struggles of the other sex? How would this be bad? It would be interesting to hear what kids deduce from their experience.
@LyricTerror, HAHAHAHAHAHA! I could literally spend the next 24 hours linking you stories, examples, and videos of this happening. They fvcking go on tik tok and make videos bragging about doing this. In what world do you live man lmao.
@LyricTerror, despite it being incredibly sexist?
When kids come home with ‘homework’ requesting detailed explanations of “lived experiences of white supremacy,” “misogyny,” or “gender oppression,” or mathematics tutorials explaining “science is racist” and “2+2=5,” it’s little wonder parents may find contemporary world geopolitics and pediatric epidemiology easier to understand.
Kermit: “But what do I know?”
@Cave Dweller, look, it's simple. We'll just have your child sign a non-disclosure agreements so that they can't tell you what's going on. It's so much better for the both of us. You no longer need to stress of what your child learns about. And her child no longer has to learn real world things like math, biology, history, the scientific method, or common f@cking diction. Their lexicon will be a pilferd pickery of lewd and lascivious words that blaspheme both God and the dictionary with their mere presence.
But don't worry they won't learn it from us.
The learning from the children's programming cartoons.
@That one lurker, This. And worse.
@That one lurker, also we aren't gonna teach cursive anymore so they won't be able to read the constitution in its natural state and will have to rely on our text interpretations.
@Cave Dweller, yeah, but they don't understand the other stuff either.
@Mag3rPayne, oh weird I didn't realize the constitution wasn't already on the internet written in today's fonts.
@Cave Dweller, have your kids brought these assignments home? Mine is a freshman in high school and she's never had anything you've described. Just good old fashioned homework. We also live in California where people claim assignments like this are given.
@LyricTerror, perhaps you miss the point, if you do not know how to interpret cursive. As the people who can die off, they can change the printed version over time without anyone realizing. It's conspiratorial, I admit, but not outside of the realm of possibility.
@Mag3rPayne, after all the crazy shjt that isnt so much conspiracy theory anymore….. i wouldnt even give it a second thought that it would happen….
@LyricTerror, it's weird how you asked for evidence of some claims and got downvoted lol. Kind of telling. I bet I can guess who downvoted you.
@Mag3rPayne, trust me when I tell you the kids are still using and interpreting cursive, then. You're fears are for naught. But I'm on the "cursive is dead" bandwagon. Just like other dead languages, we'll always have someone who knows how to decipher it. Not knowing cursive doesn't lose anything like you think it will.
@LyricTerror, of course not. Good for you.
@Mantis Tobaggan, irrelevant. Nice try though. Good luck.
@Mantis Tobaggan, doesn't take too much hard guessing.
Reminds me of how my mom told me they came out with "new math" when she was young (1960's) and parents bitched about it back then, too. A comedian even wrote a song about it. The world keeps trying to progress and there will always be those left behind, stubbornly holding on to the old ways that didn't work. You can see history repeating with common core today.
Charles Dodgson was against a new concept he heard called imaginary numbers so much, he wanted to show everyone how ridiculous it was. A whole world that ran on imaginary numbers. So he took a story that he had written for a friend's daughter, rewrote some of the chapters and had it published. We know it as Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
@Cave Dweller, what are you talking about? Please, do explain. It looks like a few nonsensical words and phrases. What is irrelevant, what do you mean by nice try, and what are you wishing me good luck for?
@LyricTerror, yeah lol. I've got no opinion on "new math" or whatever, I don't know enough about it to judge either way.
@Mantis Tobaggan, gibberish from a brainless parrot. Try reading the thread BEFORE you respond. Be well.
NPC’s MO: gaslighting and parroting.
Most aren’t very good at either.
@Cave Dweller, I read it. You know, it would just be easier to say that you can't back up your claims. You're pretty clearly spouting bullsh!t pretty much all the time. The fact that people asking you for a shred of evidence results in downvotes and insults paints a very clear picture of a baboon googling big boy word in an attempt to look like a somewhat intelligent human.
@Cave Dweller, also, parrot? I didn't repeat anything. If you're going to try to insult someone at least try to do it right.
Unless you are talking about me asking what you're talking about with what you said in your first comment to me? clarifying what I'm asking about makes me a parrot? I know this is a foreign concept to you, but some people like to communicate clearly, and be clear in what they are asking or telling. Shocking, I know.
@Mantis Tobaggan, ha ha ha. “Asking for evidence”? A f*cking idiot too. “Downvotes”? Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Bloody hell! You parroting piece of stool. No one should insult you. You couldn’t understand it if they did. As usual, you are amused, I’m sure. That comes easy to the imbecile. Please, enjoy as much as you like.
@Cave Dweller, again with calling me a parrot? Lol do you have nothing else? Besides asking for a little clarification on your nonsense what did I parrot?
I understand every attempt at an insult you've hurled at me, you aren't hard to comprehend. You do amuse me, but only because of how idiotic you are. Anyone that only hurls insults when asked for an example of what they are talking about has no business calling anyone else a fool.
@Mantis Tobaggan, You are an NPC parrot. This observation may seem insulting to an idiot attempting to conceal this. As this does not change, nothing different should be added.
And again with the “asking for examples” sh*te?
Ha ha ha ha…. Like chatting with a bloody child.
No one should ‘hurl insults’ at you champ, they would be wasted.
Please, enjoy some more.
@Cave Dweller, haha! This is all classic Dweller! You are so foolish sometimes that I think you're joking. I'm not insulted by your parrot comments, letting a troglodyte like you get to me is something I just don't do. I'm simply asking what you mean, as I'm not really repeating, other that repeating myself. It's fine if you've got nothing to back up what you say. Just admit it. The only true stupidity, barring mental issues ofc, in my opinion, is willful ignorance. You've got that in spades my friend. You are very entertaining, I will enjoy any dumb sh!t you say. I feel kinda bad though, it's like laughing at a blind kid tripping over something.
@Mantis Tobaggan, ha ha ha … yes exactly, you f*cking npc parrot. Squawk away.
“Back up what you say…” ha ha bloody hell!
Be well champ.
@Cave Dweller, lol, if backing up your ridiculous claims is nothing but a joke to you you've proven my point. Still never explained the "parrot" thing, but I'm assuming not even you know what you're talking about. Have a good one and try not to eat too much paste.
OK. EVERYONE PACK IT UP. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. BACK TO TWITTER AND FACEBOOK. COME ON. HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU. LET'S GO. GET YOUR COMMENTS AND GO. BACK TO TWITTER AND FACEBOOK. THIS IS NOT THE PLACE
Scientists/ here’s the vaccine. Conservatives- nahh civoid is not real….. that’s why I’m eating horse medicine, that’s the good shuit.
(((Covids not real/ hoax/ not deadly…. But your gonna eat horse medicine because…………..
@Monter408, thanks for proving lefties cant make good jokes,
@phalcon , I’m some random dude on the internet. Of course I’m not funny.
@Monter408, at least you tried! That’s really the important part.
@Monter408, Hey man i liked your joke. It was way better then the b.s Moron Dweller, Shiite Bro and Mega Lame are spouting up above... Lurker gets a pass though. That was actually funny. And don't get even me started on some of the outrageously moronic stuff Homo-Erotic coffee and Phal-dumb have spouted over the years lol.
@phalcon , joking about people taking horse meds is funny though
@Mantis Tobaggan, it's also for humans too. Lots of meds are for both human and animals, some only for animals.
@LaDarkProphet, yeah the problem there is, lots of jokes use some semblance af reality and parody it, but some seem to have no grasp on reality, so they can't tell, or take a joke.
@phalcon , yes, I'm aware, but taking medicine in doses designed for a horse is stupid and deserves to be mocked.
@phalcon , calling it horse medicine is just shorthand.
@Mantis Tobaggan, but thats not what its designed for. For example the CDC reconciliation it's for treatment of scabies. Just one of many uses.
@phalcon , ok please reread my comment. The dose, as in dosage, is designed for a horse.
@Mantis Tobaggan, animals and humans share lots of meds, but the dosage is designed for a horse which is why some dumbasses overdosed. Saying horse medicine is a lot easier than saying "medicine that both livestock and humans can take depending in the dosage."
@phalcon , even if they were taking the human grade version, it still doesn't work. A virus isn't worms or bacteria.
@LyricTerror, have you heard of the concept impn pharmacology called "off-lable-use"?
@Mantis Tobaggan, sure, but even now we are seeing reports that people overdosing on it, numbers were greatly inflated. Its what the media does, hypersensationalizes things.
For example I like history, visited and abandoned cemeteries the other week...
They listed names, short bio, and cause of death.
3 people in 1917 (give or take) died from drinking Blood-alcohol. Methonal I believe is that one. All 3 died. Why did they do it? Because they thought it would prevent them from getting the Spanish flu. I mean technically they wernt wrong. But the point is, in a world of large population, your bound to get stupid people doing stupid stuff.
And in this case, the issue isnt right vs left wing. It's stupid people just doing stupid things. And it's stupid, to try to paint a large group of people based on the action of a infinitesimally small percentage,
@phalcon , yeah I have. That's why we're having a hard time keeping antibiotics that work, because people abuse them, misuse them,, and use them for issues that antibiotics won't cure, so now we have bacterias resistant to those antibiotics and we're running out of new replacements. Maybe people should listen to the experts on why you shouldn't misuse medicine.
@phalcon , There are many medicines that have shown activity in the lab outside of approved uses. Doxorubicin, a potent chemo drug, was initially sought for its antibiotic properties. In a time of antibiotic resistance, it's still a horrible choice because it can cause secondary cancer among other things.
Ivermectin has shown antiviral properties in a lab at 1000x the approved doses for antiparasitic effects. There's some 3rd world country studies suggesting it may work... but in these studies they have a different standard of care than the US and their methods are sketchy. I hear all the time there's no money in it so drug companies are suppressing it... steroids have been shown to reduce death in covid. They're cheaper than dirt. It's a data deficit issue and nothing else. There's a UK study looking into it though.
@phalcon , well, personally, I'm making fun of the people that overdosed, because it's funny to me. Monter was exaggerating, but that's a part of humor imo.
It's the same you you exaggerated when you said "lefties can't make a good joke"
You painted the entire left as unfunny, just as he painted the entire right as conspiracy nut jobs. Both are the same kind of exaggerating.
@Monter408, Very few said CO-VID wasn't real. Nearly all said it was overplayed. Which it still is vastly.
Also, it's not horse medicine. It's medicine for humans and animals, in use for many years.
A few people took it in a higher dose, but that doesn't make it horse medicine.
Learn your facts before you spout random crap on the internet.
Yes, haha, I make joke about people taking a medicine that is also used for animals! Haha, look at me!
More like I don’t understand a pre-schoolers homework
Aaaand ignorant people listening to dummies on the news are how we get to this mess.
You don't need to be able to do 6th grade homework these days to be able to see glaring flaws in how the government is run, and serious contradictions and problems in the Middle East and the Health Department..