There's actually a typo, Torschusspanik would mean "Goal Shot Panic" while Torschlusspanik means "Gate closing panic".
PSA: Everyone who is worried about the #savespoons allow me to shed light on this situation. We are not in the endgame the opposite actually. We're in a closed beta. Says so on the website it makes sense why the app disappeared. It says you can only get in through an invite. Or by being a previous member. It's not bad it is something new whether that's bad is a different story. As of now the app is presumably not shutting down. But having a massive change.
@A Scientologist, praise xenu
@A Scientologist, I don’t like change, but so is life, hope is for the better... I’m sure it will be. Love all my homies up in here. Thanks for the heads up bud
@A Scientologist, im happy to hear this the community in the place helped me through some dark times and some lonely ones, and I try to do the same, we are all together we are one and we are all here for each other
@DrSin, hell yeah man! I had the app for years but it was you who made me want to create an account and comment! Can’t remember what it was exactly but my first comment was to you.
@A Scientologist, so what happens if my phone's resets and I can't access the apk? Would rather not lose the app I've spent almost a decade on lol
@FullMetalAlcoholist, I'd say join the discord and have someone give you a referral link. Unless you have a friend with the app that could send it. Or send the link to yourself if they don't expire.
@A Scientologist, that thing with the closed beta has been up for years, though. I remember seeing it when I first joined FP. Unless you mean something different, I'm afraid that that's not very reassuring :(
@DrSin, shut up dude. This community is a bunch of pvssies. Y'all keep trying to make this FUNNY PICS APP (AN APP FOR FVCKING MEMES) a safe space. You're sad and everyone who thinks this app has helped them in any way shape or form is also sad. Grow the fvck up losers.
@Butthurt Commenter, Aw I love you too, hater make me happy
@A Scientologist, what are you talking about?
@A Scientologist, if it means we get to be funnier in a more efficient way, then I invite it with open arms
@ImNotRacistBut, people thought the app was dying because it also disappeared from the App-google play , store and we all kinda panicked slightly
@Butthurt Commenter, I love that you’re playing into your name my dude, nice troll
@A pet named Steve, you live! Missed ya pal!
@A Scientologist, im sorry ive been a shut in but what is savespoons?
@Sven and Otar, yes!! Nice to see you again friend!!
@FullMetalAlcoholist, posted on discord the latest APK.
@Butthurt Commenter, well, at least your name fits your attitude.
I'm not a "cater to snowflakes" or "we need safe spaces" kind of guy, but we all need to be a part of communities and groups that we can rely on. I've had my share of online friends throughout the years that I have helped or they have helped me.b we helped get each other through tough times. Sometimes a small word of encouragement and support goes a long way.
If you don't like it, piss off. Yes, this app is for memes and funny stuff. But this community is here for each other. You can have as big or small a role in that as you like. If you're just here for the memes, don't read the comments.
@A pet named Steve, it's good to see you're back!
@DrSin, I just wanna make people fvckin laugh. People who don't enjoy laughing need to speak up.
@Blackfrost273, and I wanna feel everyone from the inside and I’m trying hard every day
@spongar141 , I’m not on the discord, what is it?
@Raki Zaki, https://discord.gg/Wc8CSZC
@DrSin, words to live by
@seeUpee, yup, it’s really hard because some dudes don’t like things inside them , well most
@DrSin, as a guy... It all depends. If is steak in my belly, I’m one happy SOB. But yeah, no demon meat
@seeUpee, cows aren’t earth bound creatures
@A Scientologist, thank you, tired of all these idiots going around saying that the app is dying and it hasn't gotten updated in years when it got an update in july
@A pet named Steve, leave us alone!
@A Scientologist, so that would explain why i am no longer receiving notifications from this app. makes perfect sense, actually. and yeah it would suck to just all of a sudden reach a black hole and never talk to any of you again. you may just be people on the internet but to me, this community has helped me through numerous spirals (public ones at that). a couple of my closest friends i met through this app 6 years ago. we all still talk in a group chat. i should probably join the discord just in case though, and out of blatant curiosity, because i do not interact with any of you that much outside of this app.
Oh steve, how we missed you and your german lessons
@speedway guy, yeah we did!
Steve bringing our German humor back!
sign up for a dating site. start sending messages and erase all your standards down to as simple as you can possibly bear. You’ll get some responses if you have a few pictures and a decent honest bio and you’ll be fine. The only real issue is being willing to make room in your weekly routine for a love life.
@Z0IDBERG, yeah that's going to be hard to schedule between my 'crying into a bucket of icecream I just ate' and watching "vines that breath the life back into you compilations" it's a real tough 9 to 5
This hit a little too hard
“The panic” or “the last minute panic”
Ya gotta really throw yourself out there. Last relationship I had lasted a month and that was back in December.
Still smashed though, but that's beside the point. You need money, mental stability, and an understanding that it's not always"what's wrong with me??" but more "that didn't work, let's try someone new"
Torschlusspanik is a combination of three German words, and literally translated means "gate-shut-panic." Apparently the term dates back to the Middle Ages in reference to the panic medieval peasants might have experienced as they rushed to make it back inside the city gates before they closed at nightfall. - DW.com
Is there one for when the same thing happens in your 30s?