Use your cheesiest pickup line on a fellow commenter.
When she says it's her first time
@I shjt you not, but then you realize she's a hussy and you accidentally fall in the gaping manhole only to see a mailman, pizza delivery boy, a politician, your lost dog, a Jehovah's Witness, and your friend that you thought disappeared three months ago.
@RMB, so that's where my dog went
@RMB, too specific, must have happened.
@Ajunta Pall, at least there is wifi in here
"Quiet down, Sparky!"
@RMB, I've sent some troopers on a search party.
@Ajunta Pall, thank you, we are running out of pizza
@RMB, you have to figure out the password before they get there, or they'll kill you instead of rescuing you.
@Ajunta Pall, cuttlefish?
Aaaannd that's a broken wrist.
@CriTiKa1, and leg, and head, and body
@CriTiKa1, easily, sewer caps are supposed to be heavy as fvck so people stop trying to pick them up...
@MCPO S117, doesn't seem to be a typical manhole lid though. No way a guy like that will lift a lid with his back. Plus that one looks maybe 1-1.5" thick but a manhole lid is about 4"
@Robogrampy, true, but i bet its still like 50 pounds if its metal, still not something you want fallin on your wrist
Stuckpixel thank you for fixing the thing that stops music whenever there is a gif
Ouch that guys just watching
Dang all he was doing was going home...
If that hit his forearm on the way down it's definitely broken
Don't those things weight hundreds of pounds?
@Reydel, typically a couple hundred depending. But that one doesn't look like a normal manhole lid. They're usually around 4" thick but that one looks maybe 1-1.5" thick
When a ghost tries to pull you into the sewer but you're too fat...
Who needs a functioning vertebrae anyway?
He's going to sewer the city over this
This is what stealing gets you kids. Permanent physical injury and possibly brain damage. Take notes.
Not sure what his plan was, but I think he pulled it off.
This is why you bend your knees when picking things up off the ground
This is my nightmare.