Does it have to be my own, or can I get creative, or possibly pepper sprayed?
@Mook, creativity is highly encouraged
Calm down, kid, it's an emergency.
@FaceGhost, I tried to press, officer! But my nature shone through!
Press my penis if there’s an emergency and wank me off to the 9/11 towers getting blown tf up
Depends who is in the elevator with you.
Does touching the butt help with the emergency?
No. It just gives you something to do besides panic.
He touched the butt