Hey everyone, my name used to be "Fat And Furious" but I changed it to "Modest Mouse" for two reasons: one, I'm not fat, and I'm not one to get furious, and two, Modest Mouse is a great band.
@Modest Mouse, theyre okay
@Modest Mouse, I change my name from lucky potato beta cause I'm not lucky and I'm not a potato
@Modest Mouse, I'm not a ghost deity left to haunt the world at the dying wish of a rose, but I'm not going to change my name
@Modest Mouse, You'll be back to either "Fat and Furious" or "Skinny and Broke" before too long. Something tells me there's an infringement lawsuit in your future. 😛
@Modest Mouse, my favorite song from them is "float on" you (or anyone) recommend another song from them?
@Carla Turkleton, World At Large and Float On are my two favorites by them.
@Modest Mouse, pfft, who names their selves after a band?
@Carla Turkleton, Missed the Boat, Lampshade on Fire, Coyotes, Parting of a Sensory, Dashboard, King Rat, basically any Modest Mouse song.
@Modest Mouse, the moon and Antarctica is a masterpiece
Sometimes I find myself looking through the recent pictures, then I'll finish what I haven't seen. So I'll exit the app. And literally 5 seconds later I think to myself "I should check funny pics" and then I shame myself for being so dumb.
@literal larry, sometimes I try to time the updates by refreshing it. "There's an update...now!" *refreshes* "I'm an idiot..." But then the cycle repeats.
@literal larry, you are not alone, my friend
@literal larry, I do it about ten times but every time I'm just like, Well it's open so fvck it I'll go browse the random section...
@literal larry, when in doubt, the random section will always welcome you :)
@literal larry, I do the same. And when the new pics don't update I check the random ones and go back and forth
Professional stripper sounds like an oxymoron
@WGTLAG, but its for "the ho on the go" thats a step up from your normal ho's
@WGTLAG, I think stuck pixel is trying to tell us something here...butt what..?
@WGTLAG, YO MOMMA sounds like a professional stripper
I would put her on a motorboat
$499.99? Professional grade stripper pole? This does not make sense
@Beast Boy, somebody showed up at import face off with one of these attached to the back of his car.
"Do you come with the pole?" "He he ohh you"
24 June 2014 #24June2014
Reminded me of Barney Stinson
The ho on the go :D
Now I have to get a hitch.
Being early to a picture* "hello is there anybody there, no just me ok"
Like this is you would (you know what I mean)
Like this if you wouldn't
@Sethodactyl, I have realised my stupidity, I'm gonna do the manly thing... Downvote myself *dramatic music*
@Sethodactyl, *resounding applause* Way to go my good man! We await your future comments now
@18bluecat, everyone has a bad day now and then, right?
529 saves? Really? *looks up and contemplates*
I didn't even read it. Pictures speak louder than words.
Let's get this Ho on the road...
How to hook a hooker
And This is why I'm broke lives up to its name!
Shut up and take my money!
Except, the pole needs to be connected to a ceiling, otherwise it will be wobbly and unsafe.