Single off duty SAS soldier stops terrorist attack in Kenya
Me, sitting comfortably on a subway with no one next to me
@ptitty1231, LOOK! He’s manspreading! Get ‘im!
@SsumGuy, *spreading intensifies* FEAST YOUR EYES UPON MY BULGE
@ptitty1231, wats dis? *feasts upon your bulge* UwU
@ptitty1231, I never understood this. I'm a bigger man and sitting with my legs close are like having vicegrips on my jewels. I'm not losing one of my danglies just because some woman feels that I'm trying to intimidate her with my little friend. I'M TRYING TO NOT LOSE A TESTICLE KAREN
@BabyHulk5577, Karen's logic suggests that you have two jewels so you can afford to lose one
@ptitty1231, then I shall take one ovary and call it even
@BabyHulk5577, theyre body shaming you when they tell u not to manspread
I don't understand are people giving this guy sh!t for saving lives?
@Unicorn456, god, I would hope not
@Unicorn456, less victimhood to gain if a hero does his job.
Especially if he does it off duty.
@Unicorn456, I think it's being said ironically. That guy is a hero.