Dont do that. Dont give me hope.
“Why were they wearing an fluorescent pink Aye-Aye costume?”
FYI: google what an aye-aye looks like. It’s a marsupial with a long, super skinny middle finger. It’s weird and a little creepy looking.
@Canis Arktos, I thought you were talking about Aiai from Super Monkey Ball.
@TheStarHawk, still a question worth asking.
@Canis Arktos, yup, it's creepy alright, but the baby one is kinda cute in its own way.
@Canis Arktos, They're currently endangered because the tribes in/around it's natural habitat think that when one points its weird middle finger at you, you are cursed. Therefore they kill them a lot.
Not me. I talk to all of them. Mostly cuz I’m drunk and wearing something festive. People that know me are always shocked cuz I’m so quite but on st pattys day I was tagged in over 100 photos because I was dressed ridiculous carrying a giant flask and got stopped every few feet. Lots of free Jell-O shots tho
Lies, beautiful sweet lies
But my mom always talks to me
*smashes X button*
Ive never wanted to talk to a stranger, attractive or not
Plot twist they were lost af and thought you were approachable enough to ask for directions but decided not to and got even more lost.
I require no more Bs.