Say bi to your girlfriend
Step 1: understand that both you and traps are gay.
@Wuss Poppin Jimbo, or find you a woman that's into that trap shït yo
@El Batman, "woman"
@Wuss Poppin Jimbo, when the comment has more likes than the post
@Wuss Poppin Jimbo, BEST COMMENT
Hate to break it to you dude but at best you're not straight, maybe not gay. But definitely not straight
@jouze, nobody’s %100 straight
@RollingInD1ck, that is correct. I mean, have you seen Chris Pratt or Michael B Jordan?
@Wuss Poppin Jimbo, Donald Glover is more my thing
@JaegerBombBastic, definitely gay
@JaegerBombBastic, hella gay
Traps are gay and so are you
@Medic135, I find us agreeing again... best talk politics so we can go back to disagreeing :)
@TheMonkeyGod, didn't we actually agree the last time we spoke politics?
@Medic135, ... I think you may be correct... a rare convergence. Not a bad thing though.
@Medic135, im so sorry but what is a trap
@Medic135, traps are most definitely gay. But I still think Astolfo from Apocrypha is best lady boy.
It would be bisexual at best. If she has fantasies about other women, she has no place shaming op for a fantasy about traps. Extremely hypocritical
@Rickenfendsontinsch, except we don't know the fantasy is, maybe it's a fantasy about having sex on the burnt corpses of women.
Don’t mention gay fetishes to your girlfriend to begin with
Ditch her. You like chicks. You like d*cks. Who cares.
Give up on reviving that relationship now
@megamanx181x, Yup. It ded.
In his defense though, what kind of gf or bf kink shames their partner? That’s a major breach of trust.
@Kamitha, to be fair, that relationship never stood a chance anyway. As he's clearly gay
@Kamitha, it’s not right to kink shame but at the same time you can’t always expect partners to be open minded to someone’s fetishes. If they really loved each other she could understand and accept it but not be interested in it. Just hard to know if you say something like that early on to make sure the partner is ok with it, or she could try to understand it
@megamanx181x, That’s true. It also doesn’t say how long they’ve been dating and the level of commitment, so they could’ve tried to have this conversation way too early in the relationship, in which case her freaking out a little makes more sense. It just bothers me a little that this guys next relationship will be harder for him to be completely honest in and trust will be more difficult for him to accept or give out. Even if she didn’t agree with his kink, I think she should’ve been more mature about it and just let it slide for the moment so she could process it. She made a snap judgement and then staunchly refused to listen to his explanations. I dunno, this post doesn’t bother me personally, I just feel bad for the guy for opening up and getting punished for doing so.
@Kamitha, I agree he’s probably young an doesn’t understand that fetish is not a main stream thing like the joke memes we see. He’s got a bit to learn that fetishes that are border line like that are not normal for people to process or underage. Hopefully he will learn more about himself and how to properly talk about it or maybe fine someone more open minded who is receptive to it and doesn’t take a second guess of it.
@megamanx181x, He should find someone who's a trap.
@Sir LancesALot, or someone who doesn’t mind it, one thing is a fetish and another is that’s the only thing that gets him hot and he needs it
So you like everything about traps except the male form part? You just like all the female aspects? Why not obsess about actual women instead?
No, you’re gay
To be fair, most people, to some extent or another, in many different ways, are a little tiny teensy weensy bit gay
Hit her with a “no you”
Find a prettier girl
Dump her, date traps
She sounds like a cunt, I’d slap her and never talk to her again
This is my reasons why traps are not gay
For all of you that don't know, a trap is essentially an extremely feminine male. Feminine to the point where they "trap" the viewer by getting them aroused by something they thought to be male. Now, this has been a point of contention among people before. Technically they are in fact male, but many argue that it isn't gay, regardless of that fact. I'm going to explain the reasoning behind the "not gay" camp.
The first thing to explain is probably what I see as the appeal of traps. I can't speak for anyone because I don't get hard the same way as anyone else, but I think I can guess it with fair accuracy.
The appeal of traps is the fact that they are so feminine, without actually being female. The feeling of the Bait-N-Switch it presents is a good one, the idea that a male is cuter than any girl is both extremely erotic and very, very adorable. It's not the fact that they're male and feminine, it's the fact that they aren't what they seem.
@Repost Counter, it's satire, my friend sent me.
Just put your penis in her and it should be irrelevant after that.
Quick trick, give your girl a strapon and have sex, if you liked it you are gay if not you are straight.
*peeks head around the corner at the word "Trap"* someone called?
It's like Shrödinger's cat. Traps are both gay and not gay at the same time. By virtue, this also applies to all women regardless of whether they have a penis or not. Doesn't take a quantum physicist to figure that out.
Like I always say, enjoy it while u can.
Do any men ever have fantasies that they are the trap? Does that make you trans?
Yeah your probably bi.
I uh, I have this kink... I’m sorry... All the jokes I’ve made, they’re all true
If traps are gay then why are they called traps not gays?? Checkmate athiests
@Guy Fawkes, It's like cats and dogs. A corgi is breed of dog. A trap is a breed of gay.
You're basically asking us for the scientific explanation for why you're not gay. I know I already showed this once but no fret I'll show it again. This comes from my own research. 1 male + 1 female= 50% gay. 1 trap+ 1 female=25% gay. Hopefully you can convince her you're not gay...
@Youtuber, but the poster is a guy so it would be 1 trap + 1 male = 75% gay, which is still not gay; like when a program is 75% downloaded you don’t say it is downloaded. Same principle.
@SpatialParadox, only a Sith deals in absolutes!