Dr. Zoidberg: “I’ll have you know I’m familiar with all of Earth’s anatomy. Now, open your dorsal mouth and go ‘dpfbrrthe drpfrrr’.”
@Cave Dweller, what?! My mother was a saint!
That and they're more likely to load you up with drugs so you die peacefully.
@ThePandaPool , space it is!
@ThePandaPool , don‘t forget the rectal thermometer
Human: "Please help I'm bleeding out! Take me to veterinarian!"
Alien 1: What's this hairless monkey thing doing?
Alien 2: Idk. I think it's trying to communicate by forcing gas thru its esophagus & making vibrations in the air.
Alien 1: Huh. Poor thing. Can you imagine having to go thru so much effort to communicate?
Alien 2: I'm seeing everything you're thinking right now and yes, this thing is putting more effort into speaking to us than your ex did into your last relationship.
Alien 1: Yeah... Anyways I'm famished. Time for lunch?
Alien 2: Sure. But what about the monkey?
*Pokes unmoving human*
Alien 1: Oof. I think it died.
Alien 2: Oh well. We'll let the sweeper crew clean it off the side of the street when they come by. No use in getting upset over a less intelligent life form.
@A Flying Panda, check out "They're made of meat" on youtube.
I will keep this in mind thank you
And bring a towel.
When I was in pre-vet club as an undergrad, we had shirts that said: real doctors treat more than one species.
Bold of you to assume that aliens will be humanoid in appearance and communicate in a manner we understand...
@Suicide Squad Sucks, also bold to assume they keep animals enough to have dedicated vets, or that they’ll be similar in biology to our world in any way.