True party picture
They forgot "socially awkward, please come talk to me".
@877CashNow, Or "socially awkward stay as far away as possible I'm very scared right now."
@The Milky Man, "Help me, I don't know where I am..."
@877CashNow, then you'd need a hookup... I know one, or two, or more...
@KiritoSAOHero, "I think I was drugged and brought into this loud, sweat filled torture chamber."
@877CashNow, or "I'm here too touch butts"
@877CashNow, that should be pink haha and purple to stay away and orange cuz you're lost xD
@877CashNow, it could be blue
@pocketbang45,"I'm here to get laid"
@Grim Encounter, "I'm here to smell elbows"
I like the color choices. Green means go. Red means stop. Yellow means hurry the fvck up before her boyfriend catches you.
@Kellen7, I didn't catch that at all, makes the
@Dulchens, pic funnier
This reminds me of when Brian needed the to take a hint that she wanted it.
Basically at traffic light parties: whores, up for it, bores
*switches cards around*
"Only take one" pffffffffffffffft
Blue = "Would like sexual partner with which to fornicate with but must involve: a dolphin, a lawn mower, and 9 feet of raw dick
That would be extremely helpful
I would be covered in single ones if this was real
Screw the sign, I would absolutely take all three
Seriously....why was this never thought of before!!!!
What about the one that says: "I'm homo"?
I'd where all three just so that hopefully all of the confusion centered around my relationship status will incite a massive riot leading into a new era of peace where I am god and I can rule with a light yet durable aluminum fist.
Or maybe just converse with people and find out for yourself
You just know some one would switch them
28 June 2014 #28June2014
Yeah they would, because you know... I get invited to all of the parties...
I think they might need more green ones...