Chapter 69: “I didn’t know she was underage!” is an acceptable legal defense.
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, a guy is trying that in overwatch league right now
Chris Hansen: "Step into my parlor said the spider to the fly"
I mean.... I can occasionally post funny comments? So I got that going for me... right????
Oh. Now I’m really sad.
Anyone need a hockey player with a decent wrist shot who can’t skate and has never played hockey, but can lie really well
I mean, the talents part is true. I have many talents. None of them are useful in real world application, but I have talents. Like I can touch my nose with my tongue.
A sequel to:
"they're laughing with you not at you,
and 100 other lies to tell yourself to get through the day"