Handegg is much more appropriate
Actually I think soccer was the original name, football was the peasant / slang name
@Honaw Fierceclaw, yeah double checked, it comes from "association football" which got turned into soccer.
US git it from britain, we used soccer to distinguish if from the sport we already called football
@Honaw Fierceclaw, football meant could've been a lot of sports, "soccer's" technical name was association football and the word soccer derived from association (back then they tended to shorten longer names). Association- asoccer- soccer
The one on the left isn't called get "tapped on the shoulder and need to sit out the entire game" well I guess ive been living my life wrong
Where the fvck do eggs look like that?
Because the ball is a foot long?
Handegg is much more appropriate.
@The Description Says, I've been calling Handegg for the last year. I've been getting weird looks...
Wow funny pics is really a great community... Until it's a joke about the U.S.
When Americans get salty about a joke
American football. Got its name before you were allowed to pass. So every play was a run.
Don't tell the NFL's all time leading rusher what to do.
I would thought the better name for American Football would be Tackleball.
Because real men have balls
@Goofy Had Sex, or pucks, and play hockey or rugby, not football
@Goofy Had Sex, real men play American football? Hahaha that's funny
@Can yew knot, when comparing soccer and football, yes, real men play football. Though I highly enjoy both sports
@angrydwarf, real men play whatever the fvck they like.
@angrydwarf, Hockey is better than either football. Case closed.
@XxNHLxX, but look up irish rugby, its amazing
@angrydwarf, rugby isn't as hard hitting it's more of grabbing the other guy and pulling him down to the ground. In football they full on dive tackle other players which is why injury especially brain damage is such a big issue....
Because "handegg" as you call it is much better than your pu55y soccer you fvcks.
We should call it Gridiron.
because fvck you, this is america, where we call ananas pineapples and have one of the highest obesity percentage
I call it footy!
Cuz murica, thats why!
Why you say USA citizens instead of US citizens
The reason is that when it first started you were only able to kick the ball to other players. This is a lie and not even remotely close to the truth.
American football is like the USA's colleseum with gladiator fights
Cus we're rebels like that
Here's a name that would have been better and more original than copying something that already exists: blitzball
It's because it was known as the Society of Football. And Limeys add ER to the end of everything like Ten-er for monetary values. So you have the short SOCC and ER makes SOCCER
TAKE THAT EUROPE!!
Ah, HandEgg, the classic Easter sport
But the hand caption is pointing at his arm🤔