When you're the pied piper during the dark ages and you know exactly what will happen when you stop playing for the rats but you want to save the town
Just make like Geoff in Heroes and Halfwits, sing a cantrip that dismays the enemies and then set everything around you on fire
@Wuss Poppin Jimbo, jee-off
Flute's are just like women, they get wet on the inside when you play with them.
@SexGodWaluigi, I thought flutes were like women because at band camp they stick each other up their pussies.
I’m calling bull. I’ve seen some bards pull off some crazy shjt
Anyone else here watch critical role?
@carguy25, Sam: the wide deceiver
@Nanofuzz, I’m only up to episode 9 I just started watching
Dam scal tho. So many good moments
Pfft just a bard. Bards are like one of the best classes. At least in 5e.
During my first campaign with my new bard character, I managed to speed run my party to the boss encounter without killing anything purely through speech checks and the minor illusion cantrip.
I flattered a troll into letting us pass, I used illusory hand puppets to convince a bunch of ice bats that if they fought us we would annhilate them, I tricked some elves into thinking I was summoning a major demon from a portal to hell, and I convinced the boss’s right hand man to let us pass because we ‘just wanted to talk’.
Of course, it all came to naught, because we were so hopelessly outmatched against the boss that after he resisted my Calm Emotions spell, he took the whole party down with a single AoE attack. 🤦🏻♂️
Sometimes my DM is a dickhead.