*sigh* “No, Donald, we can’t spend tax dollars to expand the play place at the McDonalds next to the White House AGAIN.”
@Kalam1ty, *leans into mic* wrong.
@xamotzarm, *mic stand deep in mouth* wrong.
@Kalam1ty, You're fake news. You know for a fact he only eats at Wendy's.
@NickDubsky , Well, yeah, but McDonalds has better PlayPlaces and Trump just loves those kids meals. The little burgers look huge in his hands.
@Kalam1ty, trust me I know that he eats at Wendy's. Everybody knows this. He also has normal sized hands believe me.
Fox: "Trump shocks world by literally building a children's hospital out of rubble"
CNN: "No seriously, he did. We're all as surprised as you are."
@SimonPetrikov, “Okay, we figured it out. The children are fed to Donald Jr. we were wondering, we hadn’t seen him consume flesh for at least 6 months.”
@Pubmarine Shamwich, new scandal watch alex jones
Lmaoooo that looks like the ruins of the WTC
@VibratingButtChomper, or Syria, or any one of hurricanes ...
*insert fortnite reference*
build a sky base in fortnite?