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@MoustachedCactus, *swoons*
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@MoustachedCactus, but not before telling you how big his d!ck is.
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I don't get it, those are all great romance novels
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@KaijuKoitus, scratch that, they need to be great again
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Is it the secret love story about his daughter
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Navy seal captive?
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Make LOVE great again: 101 tips for you and your lover... Tip 1: Build a wall!
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I don't think navy seals captive is romantic... Unless fantasy
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Oh god! Texan's baby!
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I was hoping for silence of the lambs, but that works too
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CRIPPLED AMERICA
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Now replace that with Trump Temptations. (If you've never heard of it, this drunk guy wrote a short story about him and Donald trump and got it published on Amazon. He posted it for free on the app Wattpad also, and my god it was a beautiful story XD)
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"How to with the" now that's a read...
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I can't see it all I see is good literature
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Full force doesn't necessarily sound like a romance novel, more like adult erotica
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The navy seal captive
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@PigRapist, oops I made a comment about that too
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Sexy af
Donald Trump caressed your face gently. "Say something . . . Sexy." He whispers quietly in your ear. He runs a hand through his beautiful blonde hair. You whisper back, "I'd build a wall for you," Trump shudders, his hand running to your waist. He slips his hand in your pocket and grabs your wallet, then makes an escape through the window after swiftly punching you in the face.