Thank God this gif has sound. It just wouldn’t have been funny otherwise.
@Scuzzinator, I did not understand it without it
@Scuzzinator, it wasn't funny with sound either..
@Bow To Your Senpai, To impress a chick do the helicopter dick
False. She isn't using her hands or sticking it in places it doesn't belong.
Nah, they'd just pee on everything.
Not kidding, every woman I've met who has answered this question has said this.
I'm not sure if I should tag it as a video or not. The sound adds nothing to this
You get bored of it real quick if no hole is around
This reminds me of a joke. There was this guy who was in an accident where he lost his penis, and the doctor said there’s new operation where we can stick a baby elephant trunk in its place. So the guy agreed and got the operation. Later he managed to score himself a date. While they were out there was an apple on the table. Then suddenly *woosh* the apple disappeared. The girl said “woah, what was that?” So the guy told her the story of the accident and the baby elephant trunk. And so to test it the lady put a banana on the table, and sure enough *woosh* the banana disappeared. “Woah, can you do it again?” Said his date. And he replied “I don’t know if I can fit anything else up my ass.”
Oh the things I would do if i were a woman for a day.....
That's right. Stay home in the kitchen and off the roads as it should be mandated.
*feminist mob approaching*