“Sigh, there’s always one of you every night that shows up...”
"those are rookie numbers. Come over to the back and let me show my life size collection"
If he wasn't going to immediately jerk off on them after they came to life maybe the guard would be more apt to let him in. But you know that's exactly what he's gonna do.
I spat out my whiskey reading this
Wasn’t that the Smithsonian or something?
@Professor Rokferbranes, Night in the Museum was the first movie. 2nd movie was night in the Smithsonian
@Professor Rokferbranes, it was the Natural History Museum in NYC.
Do what you will with that information...