When she doesn't want to spread her legs
@Stupid Pancake, you say, well just because the main ride at the amusement park is close doesn't mean the log ride is closed.... Yes I have been drinking
I watched until I realized that he couldn't open the door
I say I'm Dirty Dan!
Well, that's all I got.
Dem pecs tho
@Top Tags, Pats*
When you forget your key
Who you callin pinhead?
-spits in hand- Open Sesame (yes, I remember lol)
So guys....which one of you is the real Dirty Dan?
When you lock your keys in your car
"Well, I did all I could."
Sometimes I think I have a funny comment to say, but then I bring myself down by telling myself no one will laugh...
@ThatOneAwkwardGirl, You can do it!
When you walk near an automatic door
@Horse Lime, I actually use a jedi hand motion for that