As an owner of five cats, I can confirm...
... that I'm insane.
@Pool boy till I die, as the owner of one cat I can confirm, that I'm hanging on to my last shred of sanity.
@Pool boy till I die, I have 38.
@Mashd N Kutcher, dear neighbor, I regret to inform you that I found your Siamese under my porch, you now have 42.
@Sweet or Sour, Jack's at it again, huh? Great.
@Pool boy till I die, as the owner of dead cats, I can confirm, I am sane.
This could have been a much different picture
@That Psycho Fvcker, could've been a dog
Bet that pussy smells like fish.
*Obligatory comment about inserting something into pussy*
*inserts rancid tuna*
Instructions not clear enough, now fishing for wild salmon.