Jared and his kid at the zoo with a turtle
Is that Sam from Supernatural?
@CaptainDoge, indeeeeeed it is!
@Batsam, same thought went through my head. "Is that Jared Padelecsjnssnjdhcki?"
@moolou, did you mean moose?
This is a crazy zoo. Letting a kid so close to a tortoise AND a moose!
@Ty ownz, bless you
It looks like the space wiener snakes from Prometheus
@lying adult, I don't think it looks like it, but you deserve an up vote for the name, "Space Wiener Snake."
@SquishyAssMilk, I'm with you. Upvote for space wiener snakes
False. That lettuce is probably freaking the fvck out.
Dad: "this dumb turtle better eat this god damn lettuce and not embarrass me in front of my son!"
Turtle: "this human better get that piece of sh1t lettuce outta my face before I fvck him up"
Son: " this turtle kinda looks like a penis!"
I laughed harder at this than i care to admit.
Hey guys, I'm going to shamelessly promote
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@niffler, i can't donate, because I literally own two dimes to my name, but I will check out that site! (I'm not a student, so I couldn't sign up either, I'm guessing?)
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Including the rocks..
@Sexypony, especially the far left one that looks like an ape!
Repo man's *always* intense
Tortoises, Mooses, and Babies, Oh My!
I was focusing on the baby and the turtle. Then I read the caption, look up, and the world just lit up for me.
why is this under sexy...
30 August 2014 #30August2014
Then the turtle ate the poison and hukanity perished
@Just a raccoon, that's a tortoise you uncultured swine
@Guppocalypse, thats a raccoon you uncultured swine!
Even the rocks look like they are concentrating!