When I die, I’m gonna make sure everyone at my funeral gets one of those giant q-tips and then have it announced that they must have a battle royale and the last one standing gets access to all my worldly possessions
@Lord Cthulhu, same, but I'll make them use regular q-tips
@Empshok, that made me think of the Bee Movie.
Dad: oh, I never told you he had a twin? Eh your fine
Plot twist, the twin of the dead man had died first.
I’ll have a hidden clause that if anyone named in my will states ‘this is an outrage’ and demands to know why they didn’t get X, they forfeit their share. If they politely ask, they get an extra bit read to them saying why.
Course I’ll also leave most of my money to the people of Calgary
M. Night Shyamalan: “I’ll reverse it.”
My grandfather died at the beginning of the year. Super heavy smoker, cancer. We knew it would happen but still hurt to see it. He also had a twin brother who I'd never met since they live on the other side of the states. I knew he existed but not someone I thought of. I go to the funeral service and see my "grandfather" standing there talking to relatives. I can't explain the confusing mix of emotions that slammed me before I figured out what was going on. The rest of the day went as expected, but talking with my grandfather's twin throughout the day was just weird