Girl: Come over! Me: Can't, building some Jurassic park shjt. Her: But my parents aren't home.
Girl: Come over!
Jurassic Park shjt.
@Tank Commander, great idea, poor execution.
@Tank Commander, am I the only one that was told her parents weren't home and as I run faster than usaine bolt across continents, only to arrive right when her parents get home? Has happened more than I care to admit.
@Tank Commander, Girl: Come over! Jurassic Park shjt. aren't home. Me: Can't, building some. Her: But my parents
*Floating guy chases*
Sometimes it's not about how much you need it, but rather how much you want it
@your new dad , are you talking about the insane amount of pussy he gets?
@your new dad , You were so preoccupied whether you could you didn't think whether you should
@Professor Pickle, but...thats a girl..driving..
I can barely make a cake, but his parents can build that...
I'm not sure how he's moving it but it would be really cool if a kid in a wheelchair could have that for Halloween and move it with his chair
Don't mind me just walking my human
Is he riding a dino dîck ?
@surpriseHOMEBOY, but thats a girl..
Teacher: why you late for school?
Me: sorry miss my dinosaur broke down
I don't even know what to say. It's just awesome.
Is that guy sitting on a mechanical dinosaur dick?
*Jurassic Park theme*
Meanwhile I'm sitting in a cardboard box on my skateboard and riding down my driveway
When her parents aren't home
@Carrot3011, lesbian? Driving?
WHERE CAN I GET ONE!??!? Seriously!!
That's pretty freaking badass
The way it tip toes around is both amusing and somewhat frightening
What is he riding a boot?
@shhh let it happen, He's riding about the dinosaurs *canadian joke*
@shhh let it happen, she*
And the parent of the year award goes to....
@devalation, not disabled.