How it feels without glasses
"Wow you're blind!"
@Taquito Speedo, *takes your glasses* "how many fingers I'm holding up?"
@Muffin Jizz, not sure, but I'm holding one🖕
@Muffin Jizz, "yes"
@Taquito Speedo, I used to wear glasses and never thought of doing that, I'm ashamed of myself
@CreepingCharlie , I've spent my life being a smartass when someone was smart with me. You get better in time
@Taquito Speedo, it hurts more when someone who already wears glasses says that.
@Angular Notspice, oh so true
Friend: I think you look better with your glasses off.
Me: Ya, I think you look better with my glasses off too.
" wow you really are blind "
" bjtch I am now "
I too look like a 4-toothed disheveled rat with supersonic ears and fingerwings without my glasses.