$50 says black gymnast
@BecauseShutUp, Close. That's actually Jeff Goldblum
@SimonPetrikov, zinger of the year
@SimonPetrikov, how the fück is that close lol
@sgc6610, it’s a joke... the guy in the picture is Jeff goldblum... you missed the funny
@BecauseShutUp, as a flexible white guy, I know I can but I choose not to
@18bluecat, good choice imo
@Mkb617, I know it was a joke I’m just busting your balls
@18bluecat, Have you ever done it?
When I sucked my own dick, I was polite and tapped myself on the head to let me know I was about to climax
@TheMightyImp, a true gentleman
@TheMightyImp, that was very thoughtful of u
this dude must have either a very short spine or a few missing ribs near the bottom.
I can suck my own boobs but I agree, I can't really feel much
@Xelric, you’ll never go thirsty ;D
@Xelric, prove it
@Xelric, Want me to suck them for you? You might feel something different
@Xelric, you have to surprise yourself
@Xelric, I thought all girls could do that though? If you're a guy then that's a different story
@Xelric, pics or it didn’t happen
@Xelric, Disclaimer: not everyone here speaks for all men or women. Please don’t think everyone is like the people responding to you 👍🏼
Thats the point tho, you get to suck dick but it isnt gay
Not if you use a numbing agent in your mouth.
@sgc6610, nah nah nah nahhh
@FunnyPicsHoldGuard, hey hey hey goodbye
@sgc6610, I was referencing the song Novocaine by fallout boy
@FunnyPicsHoldGuard, idk that song
@sgc6610, yeah i got that
Ok story time so one time during the summer I was staying at a freind/cousins house ok amd we got wasted ok and we were sleeping in a bunk bed and I wake up to slurping...i look up at him and he had his head tucked between his legs l...
Why do dogs lick their balls? BECAUSE THEY CAN.
Why try to suck your own dick when you can suck someone else’s- I mean get someone to suck yours for you
Maybe he’s trying hard enough